My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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