but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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