Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
