And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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