I look better un-naked...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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