at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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