Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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