No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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