p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
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