And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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