4 words: hood of his car
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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