the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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