Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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