R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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