How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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