Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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