you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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