I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I don't think brook has ever known best
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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