We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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