Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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