Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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