tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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