Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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