how hairy? two words: wookie tits
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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