idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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