ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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