Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
