3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i wish my penis had a tongue
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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