it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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