Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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