Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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