I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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