I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
