was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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