She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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