why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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