what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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