He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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