So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
God, I missed his penis.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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