I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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