love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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