you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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