Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
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