no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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