i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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