did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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