Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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