you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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