But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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