I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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