Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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