Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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