I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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