Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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