He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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